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To be fair to humans, we often deliberately induce stupidity. Many Darwin Award winners’ story starts out with something like “I drank a case of beer and had a great idea.”
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theCapraAegagrus wrote:To reiterate; I'm more surprised by the quality of stupidity than the quantity.
I get where you're coming from. It is quite entertaining to count the forms and shapes that stupidity comes in :lol: .
I would have thought though, that it couldn't surprise you, but maybe it is a good sign that one is still surprised by a certain level of stupid.
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I don't know if that is a very lazy planned scam or serious...

Someone posted that link at r/playingcards https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/the- ... dit=true#/. It is a campaign for a movie that has a "plot" around some cards. The cards are planned to be produced (praised be, never happens; otherwise poor poor trees).
I commented that this "design" is the worst I have ever encountered and that I logged out for the day, because after seeing this I was done with the internet for said day. OP responded like he is actual serious about the project, but I can't grasp the fact that someone would really try to get funds with a "design" like this...

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MY EYES... :( :o :shock:
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flashcards wrote:MY EYES... :( :o :shock:
I do genuinely apologize! :?
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Not the worst ever. Probably not on my Christmas list though.
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I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Then, I went around the house and threw up a little bit in everyone else's mouth, as well.
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rousselle wrote:You are a fussy, picky guy.
Lotrek wrote:Given the number of morons produced in the world every day, a pessimist is actually a well informed realist.
Räpylätassu wrote:"Tyhmyydestä sakotetaan." You get fined for being stupid.
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rousselle wrote:I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Then, I went around the house and threw up a little bit in everyone else's mouth, as well.
Allan please stop feeding your children this way
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Bradius wrote:Not the worst ever.
If that ain't the worst, I don't wanna imagine the horrors that you've seen! :shock:
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Merlebird wrote:
rousselle wrote:I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Then, I went around the house and threw up a little bit in everyone else's mouth, as well.
Allan please stop feeding your children this way
Stop being so presumptuous, Merle. I would have thought someone with "bird" in their username would be more open to things like this :ugthink:
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Harvonsgard wrote:
Bradius wrote:Not the worst ever.
If that ain't the worst, I don't wanna imagine the horrors that you've seen! :shock:
Still my favorite: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/17 ... ng%20cards
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flyers3003 wrote:
Harvonsgard wrote:
Bradius wrote:Not the worst ever.
If that ain't the worst, I don't wanna imagine the horrors that you've seen! :shock:
Still my favorite: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/17 ... ng%20cards
Uff... that is indeed worse :(
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Thanks for the nausea and the headache.
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Yeah, that last one made my eyes ache too. I guess there is something worse than a Fontaine...who knew?
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Harvonsgard wrote:
flyers3003 wrote:
Harvonsgard wrote:
Bradius wrote:Not the worst ever.
If that ain't the worst, I don't wanna imagine the horrors that you've seen! :shock:
Still my favorite: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/17 ... ng%20cards
Uff... that is indeed worse :(
Couldn't even achieve the measly goal of $500...

Also: Who the f&*k are you...?
rousselle wrote:You are a fussy, picky guy.
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theCapraAegagrus wrote:
Harvonsgard wrote:
flyers3003 wrote:
Harvonsgard wrote:
If that ain't the worst, I don't wanna imagine the horrors that you've seen! :shock:
Still my favorite: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/17 ... ng%20cards
Uff... that is indeed worse :(
Couldn't even achieve the measly goal of $500...

Also: Who the f&*k are you...?
Me? Or the creator of that... lets call it "project"?
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Harvonsgard wrote:
theCapraAegagrus wrote: Couldn't even achieve the measly goal of $500...

Also: Who the f&*k are you...?
Me? Or the creator of that... lets call it "project"?
You, ding-a-ling.
rousselle wrote:You are a fussy, picky guy.
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The artist formerly known as Shiroo :)
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i've seen worse
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BaconWise wrote:The artist formerly known as Shiroo :)
Bingo Bongo :D .
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Magic_Orthodoxy wrote:i've seen worse
That is what they all claim! Prove it. :lol:
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I go away for a couple weeks and everybody changes their username. Are y'all in witness protection or something? Did you drop a dime on El Chapo?
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Merlebird wrote:I go away for a couple weeks and everybody changes their username. Are y'all in witness protection or something? Did you drop a dime on El Chapo?
I'm obviously a trendsetter.
rousselle wrote:You are a fussy, picky guy.
Lotrek wrote:Given the number of morons produced in the world every day, a pessimist is actually a well informed realist.
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Merlebird wrote:I go away for a couple weeks and everybody changes their username. Are y'all in witness protection or something? Did you drop a dime on El Chapo?
Kinda...
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It's only the preseason but I am mucho excited for this season. Any of you other folks watch NFL?
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BaconWise wrote:It's only the preseason but I am mucho excited for this season. Any of you other folks watch NFL?
A match of American Football is played for 60 minutes and at the end the Patriots win...
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Räpylätassu wrote:
BaconWise wrote:It's only the preseason but I am mucho excited for this season. Any of you other folks watch NFL?
A match of American Football is played for 60 minutes and at the end the Patriots win...
Why do you hate me?

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BaconWise wrote:
Räpylätassu wrote:
BaconWise wrote:It's only the preseason but I am mucho excited for this season. Any of you other folks watch NFL?
A match of American Football is played for 60 minutes and at the end the Patriots win...
Why do you hate me?

:lol:
Marshawn should have run the ball!

But I guess you heard that line a million times :lol:

Why do I hate you... Because I'm a Cardinals fan and your avatar gives me the urge to vomit everytime! (Not really, since I'm not one of these strange die hard fans - but you know the spiel :lol: )
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